Once on the Outtahere Expressway, look out for the first Stopitnow exit.

Slow down on the exit ramp, then make a right turn onto Deep Breath Highway.

It’s between three and four Deep Breath markers that you’ll see the Restinrelax Outlet Mall. Don’t close your eyes, or you’ll miss the next right turn that puts you onto Slowin Down Way. Now, it’s just a short ride to the FUN BEACH Town Limits!

You’ll have to take a minute to check-in at the gate. The friendly welcome group inside will ask you to leave your Troubles, Problems and Anxieties in a locker to keep them off the beach. You will get a key to retrieve all you want upon your exit from FUN BEACH, or the Town Council will make them simply disappear as if by magic! This service is FREE!

With that done, you are ready for your stay at FUN BEACH! Sorry, there is no Google Map to get there and it won’t come up on your WAZE mobile app. The only known map to FUN BEACH is via our patented application, simply known as “Between Your Ears”, but has been referred to by frequent visitors as “In Your Mind”. Oddly, it doesn’t work on any mobile device or other computer. It is an app from Your Heart. It is free to access anytime, anywhere! All you need to do is accept the invitation and you are ready to go! Bon Voyage!!